Citations préférées

Je voulais juste connaitre vos citations préférées.

Carmelle

Well Carmelle, you could have never been more concise.lol.
Here are some of my faves :

1) Yesterday is today's memory and tomorrow is today's dream (Khalil Gibran)
2) If you want the rainbow, you gotta put up with the rain. (Groucho Marx)
3) Everybody wants to go to heaven but no one wants to die.(Groucho Marx,again)
4) Conscience is the inner voice that warns us that someone may be looking. (I have to check this one out)


Lilly

Je ferme les yeux pour voir....Paul Gauguin

En substance :

"Nous sommes tous des amateurs. Personne ne vit assez longtemps pour devenir autre chose..." (Charlie Chaplin).


et une autre d'Audiard dans les Tontons :
"Les cons, ça ose tout, c'est même à ça qu'on les reconnait..."

"Ensemble tout devient possible" (Nicolas Sarkozy)

Ok, je sors

A rapprocher de ma seconde citation (celle d'Audiard)... je pensais justement au même personnage...

Bon plus serieusement :

"L'eternité c'est long, surtout vers la fin..." (Desproges)

l'amour rend fou, la guerre Rambo .....Coluche

les vivants ferment les yeux des morts , les morts ouvrent souvent les yeux aux vivants !
Marie Christine Barault

"Tout finit toujours par s'arranger, même mal"
j'sais plus de qui c'est !

"Dans la vie tout s'arrange, même mal"
Pierre Chérez (ancien guitariste de Jacques Higelin)

Bises,
Marc

"Never B#, never Bb...just B" - Milt Hinton (legendary Double Bass player)




...for the non-musicians of you: "#" means "sharp", "b" means "flat"

If time is a good teacher, why does it kill all of its pupils?

"il vaut mieux être belle et rebelle que moche et remoche", une copine de ma fille, 14 ans...

Ensemble tout devient possible.Ca veut dire que seul il peut rien faire?

Sérieusement, "La plus perdue des journées est celle où on n'a pas ri" (Chamfort)

Here are some of Groucho Marx’s gems. He’s my hero humor-wise. So, enjoy or…endure.

1) A black cat crossing your path signifies that the animal is going somewhere.

2) A hospital bed is a parked taxi with the meter running.

3) And I want to thank you for all the enjoyment you've taken out of it.

4) Behind every successful man is a woman, behind her is his wife.

5) From the moment I picked your book up until I laid it down, I convulsed with laughter. Someday I intend on reading it.

6) I don't care to belong to a club that accepts people like me as members.

7) I find television very educational. Every time someone switches it on I go into another room and read a good book.

I have had a perfectly wonderful evening, but this wasn't it.

9) I never forget a face, but in your case I'll be glad to make an exception.

10) I remember the first time I had sex - I kept the receipt.

11) I was married by a judge. I should have asked for a jury.

12) In Hollywood, brides keep the bouquets and throw away the groom

13) Marriage is a wonderful institution, but who wants to live in an institution?

14) Marry me and I'll never look at another horse!

15) Military justice is to justice what military music is to music.

16) She got her looks from her father. He's a plastic surgeon

17) Those are my principles, and if you don't like them... well, I have others.

18) Who are you going to believe, me or your own eyes?

19) Women should be obscene and not heard.

20) Whoever named it necking was a poor judge of anatomy.

"Talking about music is like singing about football" - Jackson Browne

"Le bonheur est quelque chose qui se multiplie quand il se divise."
Paulo Coelho

il vaut mieux être ivre mort qu'Yves Robert !
Jacques Dutronc

un tatouage humoristique ce n'est pas plus cher et c'est tout de suite plus gai lors d'une autopsie !
Pierre Légaré


1et1 des fois ça fait 11 et la c'est beau!!
Jean Claude Van Damme

On dit d'un prévenu qu'il est cuit, quand son avocat n'est pas cru.

(Pierre Dac)

I'm sorry guys but here is the most spititual quote of all :

"It's when you walk barefoot in your kids' room in the dark that you hate Lego." I definitely hate Lego.


Lilly

"I drank because I wanted to drown my sorrows, but now the damned things have learned to swim"

[Frida Kahlo]

A kiss can be a comma, a question mark, an exclamation mark or a full stop. (Mistinguette)

Her face was her chaperone...(Ruppert Hugues)

Now, the off topic minute : If you love celestial beauty, visit this site http://heritage.stsci.edu/2007/16/big.html . It's Carina Nebula. You'll be amazed when visiting the Hubble Heritage site.

Lilly

"La nature est éternellement jeune,belle et généreuse.Elle possède le secret du bonheur, et nul n'a su le lui ravir"(George Sand)
"Faut pas parler aux cons,ç'a les instruit!" (Michel Audiard)

"La musique donne une âme à nos coeurs et des ailes à la pensée" (Platon)

JPA

Woody Allen's:

1)I tended to place my wife under a pedestal.
2)I'd call him a sadistic, hippophilic necrophile, but that would be beating a dead horse.
3)It's not that I'm afraid to die. I just don't want to be there when it happens.
4)To you I'm an atheist; to God, I'm the Loyal Opposition.